A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy
Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here
and spend only $150.00?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2,000 years ago, was
buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
take that chance."