26 June 2006

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE

My dad emailed me these laws fo the natural universe. I thought they were cute, so I am sharing them.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease
your nose will begin
to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the
stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat
tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will start
to move faster than the one you are in now. (works
every time)

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from
the aisle arrive
last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker
room, they will! have ad
jacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly
sandwich of landing face down on a
floor covering are directly
correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what
you are talking about.

Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.

Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop
making it.

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