22 October 2005

Advantages of being a woman over 40

My neighbor emailed this to me, and I especially love the last line!!!


Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here
are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed
and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they
can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
to a woman over 40. They always know.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off
you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot
woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool
of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the
milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Now days 80% of women are against
marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig,
just to get a little sausage....

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