Corporate Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of
dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,
who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there.