Corporate Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant
three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one. " "Me first! Me first!"
says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing
the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas
the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.